A letter to the dude who wears football jerseys...

Dear Jersey guy,
I am writing this to you, because, well i once was you. You are the guy who cant wait for the NFL draft to be over so that you can get your new jersey fresh off the printer. You are the dude who as soon as Favre was traded wanted to know if he gets to keep #4, and you even entertained the idea of pre-ordering it. You are the guy who thinks he cant go to a game without wearing a replica of the uniform of one of its participants. You are the guy who spends over 60 bucks on a shirt (jersey) that guarantees you wont have to worry about female conpanionship for some time (pretty much like load speakers in your car guy).

I understand why you do it. You are a fan, and you think your team or player needs your support. But, they dont. You wearing thier jersey, while being over the age of 17 isnt helping anyone, except maybe Reebok or Nike because now they have your money.

You know, "dude who wears football jerseys", you are bad, but you ave a more advanced coison, the obscure and repulsive, "dude who wears football jerseys, and TUCKS THEM IN" See if you are this guy, wow. Please, just repent now. Its bad enough you are rocking the jersey, but now, you are tucking it in as if the world needs to see a black Carson Palmer jersey tucked into your Wranglers. Please, i plea with you in favor of my own gender, stop.

(I know, much more negative than usual. But I think it needed to be said.